174. Guy Montgomery 2

Live To Tape with Johnny Pemberton

Johnny Pemberton

Comedy

4.9 • 562 Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2021

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Intrepid internationalist, and convivial kiwi commander, Guy Montgomery, joins the executive buffet for a record breaking long distance conversational connection. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	Scott for Scots here. Do you hear that? Bring the mic in close. That's not how the grass should sound. There's weeds everywhere in this lawn. It's time to take action with Scott's turf builder, triple action. It gets three jobs done at once. Kills weeds, prevents crab grass, and feeds your lawn so it keeps growing strong.
0:23.8	Ah, much better.
0:26.6	Get a bag of Scott's triple action today.
0:28.4	It's guaranteed or your money back.
0:29.9	Feed your lawn. Feed it.
0:31.8	Roger.
0:37.1	I think it's pulling the wrong one. I'm just... Okay, I'm ready're pulling the wrong one.
0:38.3	I'm just, okay, I'm ready to pull it down now.
0:41.3	And we're still a little bit left in the...
0:44.3	Okay, don't hold it place so tight.
0:47.3	Okay?
0:48.3	Okay.
0:49.3	Okay.
0:51.3	Is that right?
0:53.3	Huh? Is that right? Huh?
0:55.9	Say it right?
0:57.5	Okay, I'm going to pull the wrong one.
1:05.1	I'm just, okay, I'm ready to pull it down now.
1:08.0	And we're doing a little bit of a good.
1:10.0	Hi!
1:11.2	Welcome to the podcast!
1:12.4	This is how it's going to start.
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