#174 Fluffy Reacts to John Cena’s Retirement
The Makeshift Podcast
The Makeshift Project
4.8 • 559 Ratings
🗓️ 18 December 2025
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
Ranking WWE Superstars , John Cena farewell reaction, what song are you playing in these situations, best Mexican food of all time, and more!
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0:26 WELCOME GABRIEL IGLESIAS!
4:26 RANK THESE WWE SUPERSTARS!
8:17 DID GABRIEL DRUNK TEXT STEVE AUSTIN?
13:11 JOHN CENA FAREWELL REACTION!
17:36 WHAT MADE GABRIEL DO COMEDY?
29:38 WHAT SONG ARE YOU PLAYING?
34:59 GABRIEL’S LIFETIME STATS!
38:52 BEST MEXICAN FOOD OF ALL TIME?
42:32 BETTER PLACE, MEXICO OR LA?
47:56 $15 TO CREATE THE PERFECT COMEDY!
51:02 GO SEE GABRIEL LIVE!
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| 0:00.0 | There once was a woman who lived in a shoe. A size too snug, but what could she do? But that's not where her story ends. Thanks to a little help from her Experian friends, she got her score into much better shape and relocated to a box fresh new place, with room to grow and a mortgage to suit. Now, she lives in a spacious four-bedroom cowboy boots. |
| 0:23.3 | Better your Experian credit score to help get mortgage ready. |
| 0:26.5 | Experian. |
| 0:27.5 | Better your score. |
| 0:28.7 | Better your story. |
| 0:30.1 | Did you mistakenly drunk text stung-called Steve Austin? |
| 0:32.9 | Deliberately drunk-text them. |
| 0:35.3 | So soft. |
| 0:37.4 | Is that racist because I'm doing the voice? I don't know. I don't know. So soft. |
| 0:38.9 | Is that racist because I'm doing the voice? |
| 0:40.2 | I don't know. |
| 0:42.8 | I have no comment on that one, but it's fine. |
| 0:45.0 | Wrestling and porn, you always go out on your back. |
| 0:45.6 | You know what I'm saying? |
| 0:47.6 | I learned something new today. |
| 0:49.2 | He's doing the best he can, Brian. |
| 0:51.9 | I was like, what's the ox? Moving on. Today's guest is one of the most successful stand-up comedians on the planet. He's selling out arenas. He's breaking Netflix records. And more importantly, on August 2nd, 2014, I attended one of your shows. Oh, shoot. Okay. Yep. It was out in New Jersey. It was a great show. You had all your guests. Martine was there. |
| 1:11.3 | It was fantastic. Welcome to the podcast, Gabriel Iglesias. Thank you. And thanks for remembering the specific date. I wasn't sure. I was like, okay, where's it going with this date? What was I doing on August 14th? Okay. I had a, I had to scroll back through Instagram because I was posting a picture every day that summer. and it was back-to-back days. |
| 1:27.9 | I took a selfie with, |
| 1:29.6 | it's his name Rico Gidearis. |
| 1:31.4 | See you. Instagram because I was posting a picture every day that summer and it was back to back days. I took a selfie with, it's his name Rico Guidierrez. Is he a comedian? Rico Gutierrez, yes, but I like Rico better. Okay. I'm gonna call him that from now on. He crushed that night. He was hysterical. We saw him out in like the, uh, kind of the hallways |
| 1:44.6 | after and we took a selfie with him and we posted it. He does linger in hallways. Yeah, he does. He does that after shows. Sounds familiar, not off brand. That works. Um, special thing about today's podcast. Um, we're here. Thank you, Gabriel for hosting us. Um, Brian, unfortunately is not here. So you're replacing my best friend since first grade. |
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