174: A day late and a dollar short
Planet Porky
Planet Porky
3.8 • 646 Ratings
🗓️ 20 February 2021
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
In this one they discuss: having technical trouble, the pub trade, Yoko Ono, the Dakota Building, scam calls, Harry and Meghan's tell-all Oprah interview, Paris Hilton, the decline of Hilton Hotels, Joe Allen and his restaurants, the Mars Rover, David Bowie, Mick Jagger's face, foie gras, Dennis Wilson, performers with instruments they don't play, returning to the shops, the good and not so good things about Amazon, Doug Mountjoy, the life of a miner, and the Jones'. It's one, big, happy family on Planet Porky!
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, folks, you are listening to the latest chapter of life on planet Porky. |
| 0:28.4 | Thank you very much indeed for joining us, myself and of course, Ms. Leslie Ann Jones. |
| 0:32.7 | I think the first thing we've got to talk to our audience about on this one, Leslie Ann, is the fact that we've come back to re-record the start because we got grounded on the launch pad. |
| 0:44.8 | I mean, Leslie Ann, what did you do? |
| 0:47.3 | I'm not sure, really. |
| 0:48.5 | Thanks very much to our producer, Sam, who always manages to pull it out of the bag at the last minute. |
| 0:53.9 | But I think, you know, some of it out of the bag at the last minute. |
| 0:58.7 | But I think, you know, some of these platforms update themselves, they try new tricks. |
| 1:03.1 | The thing they do wrong is that they don't let their users know. |
| 1:11.8 | And if only they were put out a tweet or put something up on somewhere to let us know that they're adapting their services so that we could adapt as they go along. Absolutely. Absolutely. Well, of course, I'm not blaming you, Miss Jones. That was |
| 1:17.2 | just a bit of a joke. In fact, there's a vicious rumor going round that in order to upgrade the services |
| 1:22.7 | that we use, they introduce camera technology and at the first time the camera copped my ugly mug, |
| 1:28.6 | it blew up. |
| 1:29.9 | And, you know, I thought it was a very cruel way of trying to tell me that my better years are behind me. |
| 1:36.5 | However, as you're quite rightly say, Sam, the techo magician, got involved and now, fortunately, |
| 1:42.9 | we're up and running and the rest of this podcast |
| 1:46.9 | Life on Planet Porky will now unfold in front of you. Yeah very good. I don't think it's |
| 1:52.4 | anything to do with your mug by the way because we're used to seeing that on television. |
| 1:56.7 | You know, we all steal ourselves before you come on screen, Mike. We know what we're. We know what we're dealing with. It's true. Talking about that, by the way, |
| 2:04.2 | and I'm going to blow my own trumpet now. I was invited on to the Jeremy Vine on Five show |
| 2:09.6 | just yesterday morning, actually. And it was because they had all their normal guests on, |
| 2:15.3 | but all their normal guests put the opening of pubs right to the back of the list of priorities. |
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