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Yeah, I don't know if you heard about this. There's a gang actually stealing clothes from various stores

and they're just going up a size with each robbery. I believe they're still at large.

That's funny. You know what? I want to tell you something.

Go ahead, Brandt. I was submitted to the show by a youth, a teenager named Dutch.

And Dutch, I've heartbroken for you, Sherry. Don't do that.

Parted. Would not last at the joke of a young person. Wow, wow.

Okay, just so you know, I'm one of those shock jocks.

And I keep it clean, but I'm going to shock you and then you're going to be like, whoa, no way.

And you're going to look it up. And you're going to be like, oh my goodness, he was right.

You sure? That's the way these bands are going to fall out.

Okay, so since we just had Presidents Day this week, George Washington, you know, like his hair.

Yes. On the bowler bill or whatever. Picture that. Yeah.

That was his real hair. That wasn't a wig? No. Hang on a second.

In that wild. That is. All the paintings. You never wore a wig. That was his hair.

Yep. The fluff in the ponytail. The poofy part in the back. It says here the perfect curls near his neck.

All of it was. That was his hair. He had reddish brown hair.

And it started going gray, but he powdered it and poofed it up.

I guess you had some pig tails and stuff. It's somebody doing that.

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