It's Monday and it's May 9th and the word of the day is after clap, which means a negative

twist at the last second when it seemed like something was already over.

And apparently there's a new usage that means the person who claps for too long and everybody

looks at you, using a sentence, especially in a sexual context, nobody likes the after

clap regardless of which definition it is.

Well, but of all the claps you could give someone during sex, it's not the worst.

Yeah, nope.

And I've always found the premature clap to be more of a problem, but hey, that's on me.

So, you know, clap, sorry.

I'm no illusions.

Um, Eli Bosnick.

Um, Heathen, right.

And Broadcasting Delayed from Marcus Fars Center, we are The Skeptcrats.

On this week's episode, New Jersey's weed is as legal as it is expensive.

Madison Cothorn's existence continues to be the free space of political comedy.

And Twitter just got recalled for running a red light and killing a pedestrian, but first,

the rest of the intro music.

Joining me for headlines tonight are my fellow Skeptcrats, Snow Illusions, and Eli Bosnick.

Gentlemen, you ready to climb the turnbuckle and hit the news from the top rope?

I'd say, I feel like these days, if I'm coming off that top rope, there better be a step

stool, sorry.

Yeah, I need a step stool to poop at this point, like, you do.

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