173. Office Hours presents THE OFFIES feat. Johnny Carson & Jerry Paper
Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker
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4.7 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 9 September 2021
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
Please enjoy the second annual Office Hours Fan Choice Awards (aka THE OFFIES) with special guest co-host JOHNNY CARSON (aka James Urbaniak), musical director JERRY PAPER and much, much more! Now sit back, relax and enjoy the show to find out who won and who didn't win.
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THE OFFIES 2021 - FULL LIST OF NOMINEES
BEST GUEST: Phil Braun, Bill Braun, Rene Fabrege, Fred Armisen, Tom Scharpling
BEST GUEST HOST: Neil Hamburger
BEST ZOOMER: Bagel Snail, Joe Kart, Sari, Natalie, Chase
BEST CALL: Randy Newman, Cave Boy, Melania Trump (Natasia Demetriou), Vaniel Morrison (James Adomian), Eric Wareheim
BEST AD: Fart Garfunke's Gas Suite Elite, Kip Winger's Chip Fingers, Lou Dobbs Lewd Dogs, Stan Seder's Cedar Seeders, Hagar’s Haygars
BEST SIDE SHOW: Office Hours East, The Compound, Joel Hoel, Game Night w/ Gregg & Simone Turkington, The Al Podchino Show
BEST RANT: Slice Goes Deep, Tim on the Snyder Cut, Neil Hamburger vs. Drops, Doug's Birthday Roast for Tim, The DIVX Tapes
BEST DROP: Dikembe Mutombo "Doug", massive diarrhea in toilet sound, "We won we won we won", "OK" (Rick Moranis as Michael McDonald), Michael Barbaro reading The Daily credits
BEST EPISODE: A Totally Secular Spectacular (Christmas show) (139), Birthday Tribute to Tim Heidecker (144), "Weird" Al Pacino, Andrew Bird & Jim Malthus (149), Tom Scharpling, Sarah Potenza (165), Office Hours Live LIVE w/ Weyes Blood, Uncle Phil, Curly G (171)
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| 0:27.0 | All righty ladies and gentlemen boys and girls across the world welcome to the |
| 0:39.4 | 2021 office ceremony thank you very much ladies and gentlemen it's going to be |
| 0:51.4 | here we have got a tremendous show planned for you today damn horn out of my |
| 0:57.4 | head that is awful it is a seasick inducing experience ladies and gentlemen |
| 1:05.6 | welcome to show what a downer what a downer it is to begin this year's |
| 1:12.4 | office a lot of great nominees out there it's been a great year I want to |
| 1:17.2 | welcome DJ Doug pound thank you Tim yeah it's a beer yep for anything this |
| 1:23.8 | year Doug I didn't look at the nominees the pounding oh yeah I mean see |
| 1:29.3 | do you your own the pounding what's that do you do your own the pounding |
| 1:33.3 | drops the pounding yes he does the pounding you know it's a bummer that that |
| 1:40.2 | dropped in getting nominated but you know you you are you know I don't think |
| 1:44.0 | I'm going to win a best drop today today see Tee because pretty much they're all |
| 1:48.8 | vicks they are a tremendous year of it I want to welcome the show |
| 1:52.5 | vick burger here vick burger dress of the Nines I went in the clock got the |
| 1:58.8 | nicest things I own you would not be out of place walking down Main Street |
| 2:03.0 | in Disneyland would you try to start singing getting a lollipop we have a |
| 2:07.9 | tremendous show producer Matt thank you for organizing this you've done |
| 2:11.1 | it's a tremendous you've done a tremendous job people are starting to warm up |
| 2:14.8 | to you there's a new podcast you put together for the patreon let me say folks |
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