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🗓️ 20 August 2019
⏱️ 146 minutes
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This week, we look at man who came from nothing, and achieved his dream of being a major leaguer. Not only that, he was an all star, and World Series Champion... But that all unraveled, and it ended up with some nasty charges involving a machete, some gasoline, a little paint thinner & a lighter. These charges would land him in Venezuelan prison with his good name ruined. He also indiscriminately fires hand guns from car windows & is not above a bar brawl. Did we mention that his mother was kidnapped & sold to a Columbian revolutionary gang & held for millions in ransom? Or that the rescue attempt was straight from an 80's action movie, complete with M-16s & exploding fuel tanks?? It's insane!!
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0:36.0 | We're joining us again on another wild crazy just action packed death defying edition of Crime and Sports and this is a cra- this is an insane one. It's a crime that no one's ever done on our show before. |
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4:05.0 | Shout out to give me murder. You got it. That said, I think it's time to get started. I think it's time because we have a wild story. And it's thick and we're going to try not to make it too long. Trying to make him as concise as possible here. Let's start off here. Let's do it. It's a baseball player. Great. It's going to be fun right away. It's a baseball player. Normally baseball players. They're not the most violent of our of our brain damage. Generally. So they keep a little mellow. Some DUIs. A lot of cocaine. |
4:33.0 | Going on stuff like that. But this guy completely completely different shit here. This is a whole other type of deal here. Let's talk about who get their beena. You know who he is. |
4:43.0 | He was in the news, but I don't know what he pitched for like 15 years up until like 2005. I remember when he played for the expo. He did. He actually played for the expo. You know how excited I was knowing that he spent the first five years of his career with the expo's. |
4:59.0 | It's like Jeff. He's going to say the expo's and it's going to be right for once. And I was completely bullshit. I don't remember him. But I can't believe he he was a really. He's all star. He's a really good player. Right. So yeah. |
5:12.0 | Oh, it's who get actually, but there's a there's an H on the end. So you want to say you get really bad. Who get a retainer beena. Okay. Triple you. Yeah. Yes. That's an interest. It is you. You you you you. V. A. Real after that too. Because that's his mother's name. And that's South America. |
5:28.0 | He's from Venezuela. God. And that's how they do it down there. Apparently. He's from Caracas. Venezuela. Okay. As a matter of fact, born February 15th 1974. This is crazy. He's Ogette or beena. |
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