173: Live at the Canal Cafe Theatre - 11th Jan 2016

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4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2016

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

We're back in our monthly live slot in North London, and this time Matt's got an actual FEATURE. It's still a bit weird though, so keep your shoes on Susan. Steve talks with a PR about a magical cup, Log has designed a new wave of hot merch, and Gav is a famous internet troll. You can watch a video of this episode, here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITIXePqaoEk

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to episode 173 of the regular futures podcast.
0:05.9	Ooh!
0:07.0	Unfortunately, Gavin can't be here tonight because he's shit.
0:12.0	He is on his way.
0:12.8	But he will be here in about five, ten minutes.
0:14.5	He's just...
0:15.5	If he chaired his location in an Uber ride, we could display it live on the back of it.
0:19.8	It'd be like something hosted by Davina McCall in the 90s. If you just get some more cocaine, I'll keep talking about this car. It's very nearly here. I don't know. Was that too close to the bar? I don't know. I don't know. It's true. But yeah, it's been Christmas. You can see they've still got Christmas all up in the rafters. Where it belongs. You better stay up there, Christmas. Back into the rafters with you, Christmas.
0:42.3	With the hunchbacks and that. I'm glad all of these people could be here on time. And they don't have to do anything.
0:49.6	Some of them have come from as far as Aberdeen and Leeds.
0:53.3	Gav's coming from Soho, to be fair.
0:56.2	Did everybody have a nice crambleness?
0:59.5	Did anyone get, have any...
1:01.0	So juicy!
1:02.2	Yeah.
1:03.6	I had a really juicy one. Did you have a juicy one?
1:06.4	I... juicy?
1:08.9	I've lost the loop of conversation now. The flowcharts in broken.
1:13.1	He responded to,
1:15.4	with so juicy,
1:16.2	to something that wasn't
1:17.1	have a juicy Christmas.
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