#173: Little Bag Of Horrors

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

Society & Culture, Comedy, History

4.9 • 612 Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2025

⏱️ 33 minutes

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This week, Jethro and Lindsay are both in Seattle for the opening night of The Box of Oddities Fall Tour! 🎉 The bad news? We’ll be dipping back into the Audio Vault once again for another classic episode. The good news? A brand-new, fresh-from-the-audio-oven episode will be waiting for you next week. Thanks for hanging with us while we hit the road—we promise it’ll be worth the wait. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and little league practice.
0:09.0	Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.
0:18.0	Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with
0:23.5	Schnebly and Toff. All right, I got a story for you. Let's get to it, shall we? Hit me. In January of
0:28.9	2013, several towns in Australia were experiencing a rash of thefts, mostly valuables that had
0:37.4	been left in parked cars.
0:39.0	Theft trash.
0:39.7	Cat was actually robbed.
0:41.2	Her car was robbed one time, and they stole your Home Depot cards.
0:46.9	Yeah.
0:47.5	Well, they stole everything, but the worst part was the Home Depot cards.
0:51.7	Gift cards.
0:52.6	How much, how much?
0:54.0	She's still in grief therapy.
0:55.5	It was, I had just received several gifts so I could redo my roof.
1:00.6	And so it was $1,200.
1:02.1	Oh, and F me naked.
1:04.3	Yeah.
1:05.1	Yeah.
1:06.0	Yeah.
1:06.3	Oh, God.
1:08.1	So these thefts are going on in Australia.
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