Hi, this is Roger Moore and you're listening to James Bond Radio.

Oh, boring.

Well, now that we're all here... It's always seat number seven we're waiting for, isn't it?

We can't just call him on Skype, I suppose.

We're going to wait for him to arrive.

It's so frustrating that the start times of our meetings are always at the mercy of this man's penis, or his car.

Yes, it's very big and shiny and it looks nice in a

layby but he clearly can't control it, which is why it's always so smashed up. Same goes for his

car. Hello, I'm Dan Gale from Station S in Somerset and this is my mind's voice welcoming you to another episode of James Bond

Radio. That's why it sounds so echoy in here. There ain't much in the way of furniture,

if you see what I'm saying. Oh, I'm sorry this. I'm going to read my book.

This is a new one from the fellow that does the Smershpod podcasts, chat by the name of John

Rain.

Yes, it's him.

He's written a book entitled Thunderbook, The World of Bond, according to Smershpod.

It's John, walking you through the films, as he does in his podcasts, like a tour guide,

recounting the plots, but stopping to point at the exciting, interesting or perplexing aspects

of the James Bond films.

If you've yet to have a listen to Smirchpod, be prepared for a very entertaining world

of alternate film

analysis from John and his super deadpan humour and his various guests which to date have

included Empire magazines Chris Hewitt Total Films, Ali Catteraw, actor Paul Putner, journalist Samira

...