173: Gam173 A Little Christmas Business

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2018

⏱️ 89 minutes

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On this week's episode, we team up for an atheist review of "A Little Christmas Business"; the story of an acid trip having a nightmare about Daniel Baldwin. --- Get tickets to our live show in Dallas here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-dallas-tickets-53204012634 --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke

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0:00.0	And watching Daniel Baldwin long to sit in this chair is such a butt he keeps trying to
0:12.5	move around the space so that it would be a natch for him to be sitting in this chair
0:18.5	he's our gestures his way across the room so he's sitting near it and then the other guy
0:23.2	leaves and he's like oh just about to sit in this chair I'm so tired so tired of not
0:33.6	being Alec not awful movie
0:41.4	welcome back to the gamcast where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema
0:54.2	because no one intervened in time I'm your host no illusions and sitting 700 miles to my
0:59.3	immediate left is my good friend Heath and right Heath welcome back thanks Noah so you know
1:05.3	who's a good actor I don't Alec Baldwin Daniel Baldwin Steven Baldwin pretty much everyone
1:13.7	the last name Baldwin has some acting ability are you sure about Daniel Steven 100% maybe the
1:20.9	average Demo Daniel becomes a decent actor I don't I don't think so though back draft wasn't
1:25.9	even back draft and sitting 900 miles to my northeast is my bad friend Eli Bosnick Eli how are
1:33.7	you this fine afternoon sir I'm pretty sure I took a bunch of acid a few days ago and imagine
1:39.7	a movie so I find now that's fun I just let's hope and we all imagined the same movie though right
1:49.2	so tell us Heath what acid trip will we be breaking down today we watched David Lynch's a Christmas
1:57.7	Carol a little Christmas business and it's exactly like the title makes it sound this is the
2:07.9	mall kiosk of Christmas in the dirt mall that has just like pretzels and the Dead Sea salt scrub guy
2:17.9	and that's it and one guy will be shoes or something like maybe a cobbler and Daniel Baldwin what I'm
2:24.5	saying is Daniel Baldwin is the Dead Sea salt scrub guy of actors yeah yes he is the
2:30.6	mall kiosk of movies and Eli how bad was this movie well if you love Christmas movies but they lack
2:39.3	the unsettling horror of a fuck robots face you love this movie it's Mark Zuckerberg of the movie
2:47.5	was actually made one of those and it was way better than this so even finding this movie is a great
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