173 - From Hollywood to Hospital Hell
Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson
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🗓️ 18 March 2026
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
Wellp... this episode starts in Hollywood and somehow ends in the emergency room. We talk about Zachariah’s debut Hollywood gig, staying at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel (yuh the hotel from Pretty Woman), and a night out in WEHO before Jonathan’s injury that sent the trip off the rails and into the hospital.
This episode was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts.
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➜ “Galway Hospital Accident Turns Mam’s Eyes ‘Alien’ Green.” Irish Star, 19 Feb. 2026.
➜ “Older Male Whales More Successful at Mating Because They’re Better Singers, Shows Study.” Good News Network, 28 Feb. 2026.
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| 0:00.0 | Have you ever canoed down a babbling brook? |
| 0:03.0 | No, but I have cried at a Taco Bell. |
| 0:06.0 | Oh, same thing. |
| 0:08.0 | Listen up, campers. |
| 0:09.0 | It's time to buckle up, pitch a tent, and take a hike. |
| 0:11.0 | Because camp counselors is a variety show. |
| 0:13.0 | So prepare for a good old-fashioned kumbaya, weird news, |
| 0:17.0 | hot gossip, and scary stories around the campfire. |
| 0:20.0 | So spooky. Is this podcast even about camping? |
| 0:23.5 | No, but it is camp. This is camp counselors. Hey, happy campers. Welcome back to Camp Shady Birch. |
| 0:35.1 | It is week 173 here at Cam. |
| 0:40.4 | That number is annoying and loud and long. |
| 0:42.7 | Why? |
| 0:43.4 | Because these people should have been picked up already. |
| 0:45.6 | No, I know. |
| 0:46.1 | Like, get out of here. |
| 0:47.3 | A lot of you are on payment plans, and we're not getting the payments. |
| 0:50.8 | Yeah, the well is dry. |
| 0:53.3 | We need a deeper well. Yeah, but spring is around the |
| 0:55.8 | corner and camp is about to get fully activated. I know yeah, I've got my boondoggle key chains ready to go. |
| 1:02.1 | We're shocking the lake. We've got to shock the lake. We're always shocking. And we're going to restock |
| 1:07.8 | it with pufferfish. Oh, highly venomous pufferfish. You know, it's funny, I feel like we're going to restock it with pufferfish. Oh. Highly venomous pufferfish. |
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