Hello, hello and welcome to reality TV. It is Valentine's Week, which means we get to learn who we want to hit upside the head when they say,

Happy Valentine's Day this is your yearly

PSA if this is you you're the person that says Valentine's Day make this the

year 20 the year that you get it right. You drop the M, change it to an N, and

while you're at it, let's drop the T from Accrost.

It's a cross.

I want to hit you across the face when you say across.

Now a little heads up heading into the next couple of weeks,

I'm going to be doing my best to get

Patreon episodes and reality TV episodes up on time. My dad is not doing the

greatest. He's been in the hospital last week and I'm sure many of you you know the

drill when you have a sick family member so I am here I will do my best to get

back to you with your emails and social media comments and these episodes

but just a little heads up things are a

little crazy right now. Now speaking of Patreon this week I'm going to be

recapping Married at First Sight and Love After Lockup over on Patreon. Remember I'm going to

switch up those episodes so I make sure I cover all of our shows and rotate them

in and out so you get what you pay for right and speaking of a get what you pay for very

quickly remember I had that special up through the end of this week normally

it's a $20 level for the stay salty mug it. It's really cute. Go check it out. But through the end of this week, I'm going to lock you in at that $15 price forever. There's also a $1 month level. You'll get early at free episodes like the one you're listening to now.

$5 gets you that and stickers and bonus episodes. I have over a hundred of them on everything and anything. Go and check it out please at

Patreon.com slash reality. pod you support the show you support me and I will

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