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🗓️ 15 November 2023
⏱️ 59 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Well, I've started meditating every morning. |
| 0:02.0 | Oh, God. |
| 0:03.0 | Okay. It really does help, but you know what does not help with meditation? |
| 0:06.0 | Your brain that won't shut off? |
| 0:08.0 | Well, there's that. You know what the other thing is? |
| 0:10.0 | A cat. |
| 0:12.0 | Okay. Just sitting in the middle of your floor with your legs crossed and a cat rubbing up against you going, |
| 0:17.0 | I have my palms open to receive whatever information I'm supposed to receive, |
| 0:22.0 | I'm receiving a cat's head that's saying fucking pet me. |
| 0:25.0 | Yeah, cats are dicks. |
| 0:27.0 | Yeah, they do not care about your mental health. |
| 0:30.0 | Or your Zen. A cat will wake you up at 5 a.m. and say I don't care what you've been through. You're going to feed me right now. |
| 0:37.0 | Hello down bitches! All of our Zen down bitches and our not so |
| 0:44.6 | Zen down bitches. |
| 0:45.4 | Where do you fall? |
| 0:46.4 | We don't know, but welcome to I think not, |
| 0:48.7 | the podcast where we're trying to get enlightened. |
| 0:52.1 | And by enlightened, I mean recapping your favorite true crime TV shows. |
| 0:57.2 | I am here with the ever so handsome blue eyes. |
| 1:00.6 | That is my Joey Taranto. |
| 1:01.9 | Hi Joey. |
| 1:02.6 | Hi, baby. |
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