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I'm your host, Kit Greer-Malvena, and it's just me this week because today we're going to look back at some of our favorite this paranormal life moments from the last year.

So let us take you on a journey from Area 51 to Time Travel through to Hunting for the legendary Hodeag.

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So it is kind of disappointing that he's come back, but with no definitive reason why he left in the first place, or what he gained from being gone.

Right.

Literally nothing. It sounds like he went away to think and came back empty handed. I learned nothing from my time away, which could only mean I already know everything.

Okay. So the same as before then. This is him coming back to class.

He's come back on graduation day. Everyone else is wearing an real gun because they're f***ing graduating. He hasn't learned anything. They're all getting their diplomas.

I love the idea of it being graduation day and you know the music is playing. Everyone's there. They're handing out everyone's performance and certificates.

And it's like, and now the graduating class of 2017 for philosophy studying silence!

Oh god. Oh no he's back. One voice from the crowd. Can't believe it. It is a lie. Bruno! Back from my adventures. From the dark land.

He walks up on stage. He wants to be part of it. He walks up on stage, just shake the professor's hand and get his diploma.

The guy's pulling his hand away. He's like, no, you didn't graduate. You didn't even study. You don't deserve this.

I know more than you professor. Just shake my damn hand. Give me the diploma. No one else to get hurt.

Only a true philosopher will know that the diploma itself is irrelevant in the pursuit of knowledge. So give me the f*** diploma!

He's like boot off stage. You know completely shamed. Goes down off the wings behind the stage curtain. And his alien friend is just back there. How did it go buddy?

They loved it me. Zonk Tar. Humans are truly primitive. They're just being tough. Be back up to the dark land. This is Zonk Tar.

Zonk Tar, you really are my only friend in the dark lands. Just you and me, Bruno. Let's go get some drinks.

In a way you could say my ex-wife was a bit of a blood sucker. She trained the life out of me.

Do like a crowd applaud there. I'm doing like a stand up bit. It would be funny but you look so tired. You do look like you're...

Is this thing on? It's absolutely on. Hey!

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