I am hopping mad and I want something in the middle. Aha! Yep, y' absolutely, y'y, absolutely. Monkey tennis? Bring, bring. There's a new chat in town. I had the last laugh. Don't! Monkey tennis? Little pierced my foot on a spike. With a chuckle, with a chuckle. Oh. Monkey tennis? Radical. Awesome. Mega. Monkey tennis? tennis okay where's my assistant i do not know monkey tennis

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who the hell is that well this is great is great answer. Yeah. Monkey tennis?

Back of the net.

The people who enjoy Alan Partridge will enjoy this podcast.

The people who've never got it still won't get it.

Hello, dear listeners, it's Tom Dark, not a stab here, arriving in your ears today with a very special surprise episode.

And when I say it's a surprise, I don't just mean for you, I mean

the rest of the monkey tennis team don't know this is happening either. That's right. What

follows today is a little project I've been working on in secret for the past week or so.

No real reason, just makes it a bit more fun for me. If you haven't figured it out from the episode

title alone, let me explain.

Today's episode is something I've always wanted to put together as I knew it would be a

hilarious listen. What follows is a compilation of all the brilliant bank holiday submissions

you've sent this over the years. And I'm pleased to report it was a lot of fun to put this

together, so I think you'll have a lot of fun listening to. I figured there's no better way to mark

the 10-year anniversary of this podcast than with a mega bank holiday compilation. With that in mind,

get ready to answer the large question that is, it's a bank holiday, what's you doing,

who's with you? Take it away our former selves. Enjoy. This next one is just a little bit of fun

we like to do around the bank holiday by asking everybody here. It's the bank holiday,

what are you doing, who's with you, and inviting people to come up with their own fantasy celebrity bank holiday pastimes. We're going to go through this as quickfire as we can. No one's going to make any mistakes. We're definitely not going to have any problems. We never do. We're seasoned professional, Adam. Yes. Okay. There's a lot of these. Thank you so much everybody who's got in touch. They're all great as well. as many of you as possible and I will begin. Marino Bertie says, I'd go fruit picking with Les Dennis,

followed by Toby Carvery with... everybody who's got in touch. They're all great as many of you as possible and I will begin.

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