Hey everyone, welcome to Pink Shade with Aaron Martin. It is 2020. Happy New Year Mary

Pain Gilbert. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. I have a dog that pooped in the yard.

Yeah. Oh my God. That is like a huge success. Twice today. Twice she went to the door and sat

rang that goddamn bell and went and pooped in the yard and you would have thought the baby Jesus

had come down and landed in our front yard on a spaceship where so excited. You guys are like

cheering in the yard in your pajamas. Totally in pajamas. My neighbors have seen more pajama

ensembles for me than they ever knew even existed on the earth. God do a lot of matchy matchy.

I'm there like lady don't come out and one more Christmas pajama. Your dog is ringing a bell to go

outside. My dog is three and a half years old and he's still like maybe I'll tell you if I

got a poop. Maybe I won't. Maybe I'll just find a space. It's not every time and also she knows

that if she goes and sits and rings that bell somebody will just take her outside because we're

in a full sweat panic that she's going to go in the house and somebody will run to the door with

like no shoes on you know in the 30 degree weather and take her out and then she goes and sits

looks around takes in what's going on maybe pause at a leaf snips around goes back to the door

or like you know what this is not what we're doing. No exactly they just want to go out there and explore

they don't want to stare you from afar and pretend that they don't know you're calling your name too

or it's my dog says. But Kachooey has taken to write I told I don't know if I said this on Hey

Bunky because we talked at length about our dogs and I who live next to the bumpest is dogs next

door. We have many dog stories going on over in Hey Bunky you guys but my dog is taken to going

around the house and just standing in the street. Not cool right so he's lost all of his privileges

to go outside of poop by himself now he used to get stared at by people. The only way we can get

him back in if he does escape our clutches or like run away really fast without us being able to

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