172: 172 - Long Island Wedding

The Tim Dillon Show

News, News Commentary, Comedy

4.8 • 12.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2019

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Live from the deck of the Safari Inn in Burbank, CA. Tim proposes comedy journalists should let him ghost write articles for them, and talks his high school Halloween shenanigans, getting stopped around LA trying to shoot the Epstein temple video, and what the perfect Long Island wedding would be.

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0:00.0	Hi, I'm Timmy the trash can and I love trash.
0:05.6	Popcorn boxes, hot and candy wrappers.
0:09.6	They all taste so good.
0:12.6	Instead of throwing your trash on the floor,
0:15.1	won't you please give it to me.
0:17.2	Thank you for considering your fellow patrons.
0:20.1	Alright, we're in folks here.
0:26.2	At the Safari Inn, it is Halloween night.
0:30.0	Burbank, California just saw a maid talking to two other people
0:36.3	staying at the inn and they were like,
0:39.0	listen, this woman over the door, she goes, listen,
0:41.1	you got to clean this whole room when we leave.
0:42.9	We're both very sick, which means that they're all fucking
0:46.1	junked up in there.
0:47.6	They're vomiting all over the room.
0:49.8	And then this poor maid is going to have to walk in and deal
0:54.5	with this shit when these people drag their carcasses
1:00.0	out of this place.
1:01.9	And you know that's going to be late checkout.
1:04.7	You know they're not rolling their asses down 11 a.m.
1:09.8	or noon.
1:10.9	Somebody's going to be banging on the door at 12.45.
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