171: When People Say They Want To Eat Your Baby, Alec Baldwin's "surge" request, & Crazy White Baby Names

Correct Opinions with Trey Kennedy and Jake Triplett

Society & Culture, Unknown, Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 5.9K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2023

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Trey, Jake, & Katie give the correct opinion on the bizarre sensation to take a little nibble out of your baby's arm or leg. Alec Baldwin begs his audience to follow his wife's Instagram. Also discussed is an unpopular correct opinion.

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0:00.0	Oh my god, that is a cute baby.
0:03.0	Oh, thanks. Yeah, he's cute. Got four months.
0:05.0	Four months? Wow. Yeah, I could... He is cute. I could eat him up.
0:08.0	I could.
0:09.0	Yeah, you sure does have some squishy cheeks, doesn't he?
0:11.0	The cheeks, specifically, I could eat those cheeks. I could just...
0:14.0	Okay, yeah. No, that's great. Thanks for...
0:16.0	I'm serious. I could just eat him with a spoon. Or maybe even a fork and a knife.
0:21.6	Whoa, dude.
0:22.6	What?
0:23.6	Oh, that's right, dude.
0:24.6	Your baby's so cute.
0:25.6	I want to grub on your cub.
0:27.6	I want to devour your descendant.
0:29.6	You're freaking me out a little bit, all right?
0:31.6	It's the cutest baby I've ever seen.
0:33.6	Those cheeks are so squishy.
0:35.6	I want to serve them up for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
0:39.3	Saying you want to eat my baby is not a compliment.
0:41.3	That's weird behavior.
0:42.3	It is a compliment for me to act like Jeffrey Dahmer, to the cuteness of your baby.
0:46.3	Do you not understand?
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