You dirty dog. You are the reason we're late for this podcast and I'm not going to take any heat

I was planning to come on this I love how I just completely switched up on you. We were having a really friendly conversation

But I just want everyone to know that it is not my fault. It is his fault. It is his fault. Please direct all blame and criticism towards him.

Well, you see what happened was.

Sam. You see what happened was Sam you this is something that you just don't understand

There's a lot of things like that when you get a mustache

You're at a higher level okay I don't get paid enough to show up every week

anymore so I'm thinking more like every other we kind of guy right now you know

you are really speaking devilish terms I know I'm sorry

I didn't mean okay okay listen we're not gonna be late again there was there's real life stuff that are that is occurring or I'm in an undisclosed location you might be wondering

Everything is fine. We're all good. We're back to do the show and no it didn't end. I feel like a lot of people just assume

What kind of universe do we live in where we can just miss a week and a half and people are just like oh it's over someone died the show is

dead they're they're not friends anymore we are we're still best buds I still love

them even though I have a mustache and yeah do we value ourselves more than you

Yeah, I feel like see I really do here's the dangerous part I love you I love you here's a dangerous part

I see myself here right with like a good light in front of me and stuff and some vocal behind me and I feel like I pulled a mustache off like it looks all right.

And that's dangerous because it's not true and I should not gaslight myself into thinking it's fine. I should just grow out my beard,

regain consciousness as a full functioning person and not someone with a mustache.

If you have a mustache, I'm not saying you're not a fully functioning human I'm just saying you're kind

of not and so I'm gonna grow the beer back and I'll look less this way

for audio listeners if you are wondering what John looks, but you don't want to click on the video,

he's the guy that gets out of the white van when he offers you.

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