#171: Never Steal The Moon

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

Society & Culture, Comedy, History

4.9 • 612 Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2025

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and
0:07.0	Little League practice. Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories
0:15.0	where things would go horribly wrong. Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with
0:23.5	Schnebly and Toff. Could it be? Yes, it could. Episode number 172 of the shallow end with
0:29.5	Schneebley and Tooth. It's Schnebley and Tooth. When will I get that right? I don't know.
0:37.1	You'd think after 172 episodes I could correctly mispronounce your name. I wish you'd work a little harder, Liz. Yeah, I did, I just need to apply myself. If you would just show up at the pre-production meetings, I know, the table reads, you're just never there. And, oh, sure, sure, sure, I'm Lindsay Lindsay Schnebley I don't need to go to table
0:57.6	reads I'll be there next week I promise it's just the studio is so Lebrintheon I can never find the
1:05.2	conference room where you guys are hiding what a great word is that a great word? It is. I love that.
1:11.6	Words like that.
1:12.7	Recall the last time I heard anybody use the word
1:15.3	Lebrintheon.
1:17.7	Correctly, I would point out in a sentence.
1:20.3	Yes, because grammar is your life.
1:22.7	Well, it's one of.
1:27.4	I'm hearing in my ear that I'm also obsessed with alcohol.
1:30.9	I'm politics.
1:32.3	All right.
1:33.0	Let's address that.
1:34.1	Okay.
1:34.7	We got two emails from the same guy.
1:37.8	And he said in the first email, it just was labeled sad.
1:42.7	And he wrote, it's sad that you guys can't enjoy life
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