#171: Lights Off (@BillyWayneDavis)

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🗓️ 16 June 2014

⏱️ 171 minutes

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Summary

Billy Wayne Davis had me over to his dinge hole of a motel 2 years ago to talk to me about his imploded marriage. It was a wreck and he's finally out of it. I held on to this one for so long because much like a beaten dog, Billy Wayne was still scared of his ex until now. The introduction was recorded on top of the Great Wall of China.

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0:00.0	So I get arrested. I am drunk. I blew a point one six twice at the station.
0:06.5	A point one six? Yeah twice. Twice a legal limit. Yeah, I was tanked. But at the time I was a really good drinker. So I wasn't...
0:13.9	Good time. I was functioned.
0:30.9	Ni Hao.
0:32.6	One yang. Ning Dao. Aari Shaffir.
0:35.8	Wa Yu Ja.
0:37.9	Shri Siang.
0:38.9	Basing. Aari Shaffir.
0:42.4	Bu Da Baizu.
0:45.8	Hi everybody.
0:47.4	Welcome to Aari Shaffir's skeptic tank.
0:52.3	I'm Aari Shaffir.
0:53.6	I'm coming to you live. Well, I guess recorded. I'm recording it. But I'm recording it live.
0:59.0	I guess that's always how things recorded.
1:01.5	From the Great Wall of China.
1:04.0	Outside Beijing.
1:07.2	What a fucking hike. They shouldn't call it the Great Wall of China. They should call it the Great Steps of China.
1:11.6	Because it's like a billion steps.
1:13.6	Mother fuck.
1:15.6	Where was this energy when I was playing Nukyusif in basketball?
1:20.3	Shit fuck. I gotta get back all the way down now.
1:22.6	We're all the way to the top to where the Great Wall ended.
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