Hello and welcome to episode 171 of what most people think now I'm recording this

was Tuesday the day after Halloween and I learnt a couple of things last night is

the if you forget that it's Halloween and there's a ring on the doorbell and you

open the door and there's a little four year old standing there with a

screen mask on you might shit yourself it's like we I don't know why kids are so

scary what is your kids in in horror films they are terrifying and then I had a

second learning of the evening which was my wife and some were out so I had to

do I had to dish out all the chocolates and people don't really want to get

chocolates off a lone middle-aged man with no other evidence of family

around him they're just like yeah you know right you know right you're all right

I'll tell you what you can keep that you can keep that miniature whisper and in

the background you can hear laughing a man who's recently joined the ranks of

middle-aged dad his friend is a sholey oh close welcome back mate hey

Jeff he did I'm good I'm good I was just saying before we started recording I'm

looking at you here online and you've got that that face of the new dad I don't

know if it's sleep deprivation but there's a slightly softer look for your

faces your wife and child emitting pheromones that are robbing you of your

masculinity apparently that's what happens like men go through changes as

well so we go through hormonal changes is some some men lactate I'm not

lactating that some men can actually lactate they absorb the hormones the

baby when the baby's born the baby is often lactated because it's got all the the

mother's hormones in it but also apparently our brains shrink and I think it

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