171: Ember Days

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Leisure, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2018

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Ember Days", the story of a white guy with dreadlocks making a movie so bad that the dreadlocks would become the second worst life decision he made.
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0:00.0	A battle has been waging on since the invention of the wheel, the battle for the front seat.
0:06.4	Bagsgy front seat!
0:07.9	It's that innate human desire to own the view, the space, the power.
0:14.5	The all new Honda H RV hybrid is here to bring about peace with back seats that feel as good as the front.
0:21.9	Awesome in the back!
0:22.9	The raised chassis and low window frames from front to back if everyone the views.
0:27.2	The fuel tank hump is gone for more foot space and the leg room is roomy.
0:31.3	And in terms of power, there's USB ports in the back too.
0:34.4	So everyone's a Honda, the power of dreams, available on selected grades.
0:44.2	He could not care less.
0:46.0	I mean like neither could I.
0:47.6	The plot of this whole movie, it's like a dream about somebody else's office politics and everything told what's happening.
0:55.8	No, she didn't say that to you.
0:58.2	Crazy.
1:00.0	That's amazing.
1:01.1	Pass the throne.
1:02.4	You and your friends are so hilarious.
1:04.5	You are.
1:07.0	Clever what Kathy said.
1:09.0	Not Kathy.
1:09.7	Okay, I don't need you.
1:12.3	Never use names.
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