How can you possibly have bed here? We're recording at the other end of the day. It's the end of your day. Have you had that hair all day? No, it's funny you should say that actually. So yes, for people listening, normally when we record, it's morning for me and evening for Tim. We've reversed things today, very rarely. So it's evening for me. Tim's fresh out of bed.

Funnily enough, just before we started recording, I looked at my hair and I thought it looked a bit flat and rubbish. So I just sort of put my hand through it. And I quite like this kind of disheveled, kind of sexy, just got out of bed look. I think it's better than what it looked like a minute ago. You've got a bit of a quaff, sort of like, you know, that English Morrissey James Dean quaff.

Wow. I think it's better than what it looked like a minute ago. You've got a bit of a quaff, sort of like, you know, that English Morrissey James Dean quaff.

Wow, these are all, I'm taking all of these as compliments.

I was about to ask about your hair, and I will in a second.

But while we're on the subject of my hair, I have to say, my hairdresser, probably one in every

four haircuts, gets it wrong wrong he kind of cuts my hair

wrong around the part area and I'm going through one of those wrong cycles at the moment which

I've been finding really annoying because when I when I comb my hair either side of the part

there's a few strands on what should be the short side of the part that he's left long

and they kind of hang over in a weird way.

Oh no.

It's just something he gets wrong occasionally, but I just kind of accept it.

That's part of life with this hairdresser.

You would have thought a good part was hairdressing 101.

Actually, I remember as a kid when, because dad was a hairdresser, as listeners may or may not be aware,

and he used to cut my hair.

And the part he told me was to allow your knits to find their way home, like it was the highway

or the path up through your hair to allow the nits to know where to go.

Like head lice. Yeah, yeah, that's right. Nice. Everyone sort of navigated. It's their north star of your head to find their way. Okay, right, right. You are freshly shorn by the looks of it. Oh, this is a super close haircut, yeah. I got sent a photo from church yesterday to do with something else, my head, the back of my head was in it. And I went, oh my goodness gracious me, look at that guy who's freshly enlisted in the army. It's just very shorn at the back. Very short for you. It actually highlights there's a little bit of recession going on there. I can't help noticing. There's a lot of recession. It's going way back. And I don't mind that because there's a nice sort of shape to it. It helps the head lice. There's a lot of foreign. It gives an oval for the headlif to play in. Nice. Going a bit shorter, I think, evens it out a little bit, you know what I mean? Okay. Thought you might try the sneaky, daring haircut while the wife's away. What do you mean? Like trying a different style just to see how it's... Yeah, just in case if it goes wrong, you're not going to get too much grief. No, I think she's always been on to me about having shorter hair. She goes, you look really nice with short hair, whereas I always like having a bit of hair that I can throw around. Bit like you, a bit scruffy sort of James Dean look, you know, which we are. But I think this amount of forehead's moving me into sort of 902 and O territory, to be honest. The Brandon and Dylan kind of extended forehead.

I just need a few more wrinkles on the brow, and I'll be moving into a nice Dylan territory here.

Got some parish notices, Tim.

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