170 - TSA Searched Zach's Silicone Yabbos
Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson
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5.0 • 3.1K Ratings
🗓️ 25 February 2026
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
We’re back from the road with a fresh batch of tour tales! We were staying on the same floor as the Chicago Bulls and got the chance to train like an athlete when a fire alarm caused us to haul these big ole thighs up 13 flights of stairs! From there we get into the important stuff: the very questionable legality of NYC bodega cats, the man who broke into a Little Caesars to make and sell pizzas (kinda a hero... very Sammich coded). We address the special kind of torture that is "trying to buy concert tickets online," Canadian cafe haters on Yelp, and so much more!!
This episode was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts.
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Works Cited:
➜ Agence France-Presse. “New York Seeks Rights for Beloved but Illegal ‘Bodega Cats’.” The Straits Times, 10 Feb. 2026.
➜ “Man Breaks into Little Caesars, Starts Making and Selling Pizzas, NC Police Say.” The Charlotte Observer, 3 Feb. 2026.
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| 0:00.0 | Have you ever canoed down a babbling brook? |
| 0:03.0 | No, but I have cried at a Taco Bell. |
| 0:06.0 | Oh, same thing. |
| 0:08.0 | Listen up, campers. |
| 0:09.0 | It's time to buckle up, pitch a tent, and take a hike. |
| 0:11.0 | Because camp counselors is a variety show. |
| 0:13.0 | So prepare for a good old-fashioned kumbaya, weird news, |
| 0:17.0 | hot gossip, and scary stories around the campfire. |
| 0:20.0 | So spooky. |
| 0:21.7 | Is this podcast even about camping? |
| 0:23.4 | No, but it is camp. |
| 0:25.8 | This is camp counselors. |
| 0:30.6 | Hey, happy campers. |
| 0:32.4 | Welcome back to Camp Shady Birch. |
| 0:35.0 | It is week 170 here at camp. |
| 0:38.7 | And we are, what do we, what do we know? |
| 0:40.7 | We're international travelers. |
| 0:42.1 | We're international formers. |
| 0:44.2 | I got lip 16s on my passport. |
| 0:46.7 | What's the next line? |
| 0:48.0 | I don't know. |
| 0:49.0 | I don't care because I'm actually such a Jason DeRullo denier. |
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