I'll keep this short. We have a Patreon. And lately the amount on that Patreon has gone down.

While income from live shows and merch do obviously help, the Patreon is still the main way that

we make this show and pay all the people involved, both behind the scenes and, you know, in front of

the scenes. Is that the phrase? So if you are able to and have not yet supported us on Patreon,

please consider it. It helps the show exist. And we have all sorts of cool rewards, like

Director's Notes on every episode, Zoom Hangs with the Cast and Crew, add free versions of every

episode, and even having yourself inserted as a character into the show, yes, you could become

an actual citizen of Night Vale. To help us out, go to WelkontonightVail.com and click on donate.

Please consider doing that and enjoy the show goodbye.

Love the winner. Hate the win. Welcome to Night Vale.

I start today with sad news. I must inform you of the passing of intern Victor.

To the friends and family of intern Victor, we extend our condolences.

Oh, that reminds me. Our intern program has a new open spot available.

Hours are flexible, as is time itself. You must be fluent in at least three languages,

although one of those can be your own dream language, and another can be a future language that

doesn't yet exist. This is an entry-level position. All applicants must have 30 years experience

in the field of community radio and have been the managing director of at least two radio stations,

or equivalent unregistered stations broadcasting coded messages to our brave spies in the field.

This is a non-paying position, but we do give you four credits to the institution of your choice.

Please apply in person by groveling before the station management door and crying,

choose me, choose me, as their tendrils draw you slowly toward them.

I look forward to meeting whoever gets hired. Always so fun when we get a new intern.

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