#170 - The Kid Mero

Stavvy's World

Stavros Halkias

Humor, Advice, Relationship, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Improv, Stand-up

4.5 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2026

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

The Kid Mero joins the pod to discuss hosting Mornings with Mero on Hot97, how he now has to wake up at 3:30am for the new gig, his podcast Victory Light, Albanians, witnessing his Dominican dad live his best life and get mani-pedis in retirement, getting kicked out of Catholic school, and much more. Mero and Stav help callers including a woman who thinks her husband is sus for asking for a special move in bed, and a guy who can’t get over how his uncle tried stealing the inheritance that his father left for him years ago. Subscribe to Victory Light with The Kid Mero on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/VictoryLight Follow The Kid Mero on social media: https://www.instagram.com/thekidmero https://www.youtube.com/@accordingtothekid https://bsky.app/profile/thekidmero.bsky.social https://www.tiktok.com/@thekidmero https://www.threads.com/@thekidmero Thanks to our sponsors!! Ziprecruiter - try it free at https://www.ziprecruiter.com/stavvy Visible - https://www.visible.com/catfished switch now! Twisted Tea - https://www.twistedtea.com/locations Keep It Twisted!! ☎️ Want to be a part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice! 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld

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0:00.0	Opa! Welcome everybody to Stavvy's World.
0:04.3	9-04-800-stop.
0:06.1	Call in. We'll solve all your problems.
0:08.8	Very happy to have on the couch.
0:11.5	Our boy, the kid Mero.
0:13.5	How we doing, bro?
0:15.0	Thanks for coming, man.
0:16.3	Yeah.
0:17.1	I've been trying to come out here for a minute.
0:18.5	Fuck, dude.
0:19.1	I'll just be screening your emails, dude. The second I heard about it, I was like, yeah, let's get him on. So this fucking, that's the problem when your gatekeeper is your dumb friend. When your booker, your talent booker is truly your dumbest. I mean, one of the dumbest guys I know. It controls so much my life and career It's fucking scary I was very smart I was very smart and also racist I was like yo, you know what I need? A very intelligent Asian man Smart, dude Sometimes you know Get in there Get in there God damn yeah Yeah, yeah The freaky man Shit L did you hear that You're you hear that? You're about to get fucking, you're about to get replaced.
0:55.3	Hey,
0:55.6	come on.
0:55.8	You're better to replace by a Vietnamese guy. No disrespect to the Asians. But they can't do what this a Von Albanian brain does. Bro, you open up a pizza area in the Bronx, bro? Exactly.
1:10.3	I'm just trying to raise seed money for my Greek slash pizza place that I'm playing.
1:14.8	That is a classic Albanian move.
1:17.0	Every Greek restaurant is run by Albanians.
1:19.6	They come in, they steal our trade secrets.
1:22.9	And then they open up.
1:26.1	Yeah, it is very funny. I'm sure I can't even, it makes me sick to my somebody to think about who else we're not getting on the podcast. Oh. Because Elders is not looking at his fucking emails. Doug. It's, if I look at his, if I look at it, he probably doesn't even log. I get, I get emails from him from his personal account all the time. We have a business account. Everyone's got the Stavi.biz. He's got Eldis and Stavi.biz. I have not received an email from eldest and Stavi. Biz for years at this point. He probably doesn't even know the fucking password. He's scared to tell you. He's like, yo, listen, we've been homies for a long time. He doesn't know how to reset it anymore.
2:01.8	I don't know.
2:03.4	They keep sending a code to a phone.
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