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#170 The Final Slap (Sort Of)

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News, Entertainment News, Comedy, Tv & Film

3.82.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2019

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

For the final time this year, Sami, Aleen and Jordana are together and start the show with a recap of their busy weekends, including Jordana's long trip, Aleen getting a Peloton, and a trip to see Alanis Morrisette’s new Broadway show. Plus, they talk about Jordana and Sami’s form on the ski slopes last week. Then they make an exciting announcement about the future of the show and tell us what’s to come in the new year. Next, they talk about the season finale of Keeping Up with the Kardashians and speculate about the future of that show. A listener writes in to ask how to skip a bachelorette party without hurting the bride’s feelings. Is it okay to tell someone you can’t afford to join them for both their wedding and the bachelorette? They then reminisce about some of the best (and worst) moments from the first year of Betches’ existence, sharing stories from their time in college. Finally, they close out the show with a Betch Slap and a debate about Apple TV+. Be sure to check back in the new year as we debut the @Betches podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome back to Petch Slap. I'm Jardana. I'm Sammy and I'm Aileen. I am back. Welcome back. Welcome back from your 40 days and 40 nights in the desert.

0:15.0

I've been in a lot of airports. I feel like George Clooney and up in the air. He's firing people. Especially when I'm like with Jared. He's like, uh, who needs baggage or people or anything?

0:25.0

We'll just fly on Delta, Medallion for like the rest of our lives. I can't believe like the commotion that was made over Jared getting diamond medallions.

0:34.0

I thought it was all funny. It was like getting engaged. Like he's talking about the people. Yeah, like he forced them to take that photo of you with him. It was a little...

0:41.0

Jardana took it. I took it. I know you took it. I thought there's no way Jardana is. Well, he like paid for me to get into the Delta Sky Lounge. So I had to earn my...

0:49.0

Oh no, I don't think you were out that. You were like an Instagram friend. Yeah, I had to earn those hard boiled eggs and like, cappuccino machine.

0:55.0

Yeah. I've been to like the really nice lounges, like the extra lounges and the food doesn't that particularly...

1:03.0

It's like... It's all like fine. He just likes to have like a space where he can like be and like live and like have fun.

1:10.0

It makes him feel like elite. I feel like he felt like he feels like he had cheese in me. I don't even...

1:16.0

I feel like it's just like 15 minutes before the flight boards and we're like, we gotta go to the lounge.

1:20.0

He also doesn't even eat anything in there. He just likes to be there. Interesting. I guess he's gonna get married in a Delta Sky Lounge.

1:27.0

I thought he was like doing a spoof. I thought that the amount he was posting about his diamond medallions has. I thought he was trying to spoof getting engaged.

1:34.0

But he's actually been talking about these miles for the entire tour.

1:40.0

Well, if you think about it, he doesn't like have an office. So his air perhaps like...

1:44.0

Yeah, he's like that's where he's happy.

1:46.0

And if you're traveling a lot, I get it. Like you want to be comfortable because like...

1:50.0

You're there all the time. Like for us, like we're in an airport like five times a year. Like he's there like every week.

1:57.0

That's true. Speaking of lounges, I actually did just upgrade my amics to the platinum one so that I could go to the lounges.

2:03.0

And also so that I can get more points so that I can book them.

2:06.0

So some gold from gold from gold. Yeah. Oh, Frank Kelly just got engaged, right? Yes, he did.

2:11.0

He did. I didn't see. And the mall just like in the mall these. Although he's like always in the mall these.

2:16.0

I didn't see that. I didn't see that. Okay, so what did we all do this weekend?

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