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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

#170: Respect My Authority

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Politics, News, Comedy

4.7680 Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2017

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

1- Who you calling illegal?!
2- Chicken costs how much?
3- 2 Sessions.
4- Publik Skools in trouble.
5- You weren’t gonna drink that water were you?
6- We’re all on TV.
7- I am not Atlanta.
8- Goodbye, Al Jarreau. Thank You.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Alonzo, and I want to welcome you to episode 170 of my podcast. Who's paying attention? Yes, I am still at sea.

0:25.3

It is my fourth week of cruise gigs. This week is the 80s cruise, and it is a hell of a party.

0:34.1

The 80s cruise is always the biggest party cruise that this company does and and it'll be fun and

0:40.2

and it's all kind of 80s artists are out here uh cheap trick belinda carlyle debby gibson

0:47.7

maris day romantics um and on and on tiffany yeah it's going to be a party. So anyway, I'm out here

0:58.1

my last week at C and my last podcast being recorded at C. So where do we start? You know,

1:08.0

over and over, I say that I don't want it to be the Trump news, the horrible government

1:15.0

news, whatever, but what the hell else could it be? So this past week, we have the immigration

1:25.6

and customs enforcement agents are now rounding up illegal aliens and who well okay let's be honest let's be honest they're rounding up Latinos they're not rounding up illegal aliens there's no interest in the claim. And this is the bullshit part and this is the

1:48.4

punk-ass part. Whatever this administration does something, they deny what they're actually doing.

1:54.9

Like if you're going to do it, own it. Okay. The Muslim ban, first thing they come out and say,

2:00.5

it's not a ban. And then when the courts shut it down, they start referring to it as a ban. So now they're saying that this, this roundup of Latinos, that they're only going after the criminal element and blah, blah, blah. Well, if you're only going after the criminal element of immigrants, how can you ignore

2:22.3

the Russian mob in Brooklyn?

2:24.9

I mean, it's no secret that it exists, or how come they were no Irish people out of Boston

2:33.1

that were arrested?

2:34.6

And I'm not saying that they're all criminals.

2:36.3

I'm just saying that when you go to cities like Los Angeles and Phoenix and Austin, Texas,

2:44.6

you're going to predominant cities with large Latino populations,

2:49.8

and you're going after Latinos.

2:51.9

When you go to these southern cities, Atlanta, Charlotte, whatever, you're going after

2:57.1

Latinos in these cities.

2:58.6

So own what you're doing.

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