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Lateral with Tom Scott

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Lateral with Tom Scott

Lateral with Tom Scott

Leisure, Comedy, Games, Education

4.9736 Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2026

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Charlotte Yeung, Annie Rauwerda and Alexis Dahl face questions about medieval mercenaries, alarm apps and backpacking bandages. LATERAL is a comedy panel game podcast about weird questions with wonderful answers, hosted by Tom Scott. For business enquiries, contestant appearances or question submissions, visit https://lateralcast.com. HOST: Tom Scott. QUESTION PRODUCER: David Bodycombe. EDITED BY: Julie Hassett at The Podcast Studios, Dublin. MUSIC: Karl-Ola Kjellholm ('Private Detective'/'Agrumes', courtesy of epidemicsound.com). ADDITIONAL QUESTIONS: Elliot, Calum, Emily, Conor Slevin, Fearghal McGuinness. FORMAT: Pad 26 Limited/Labyrinth Games Ltd. EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS: David Bodycombe and Tom Scott. © Pad 26 Limited (https://www.pad26.com) / Labyrinth Games Ltd. 2026. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

300 years of expertise in every twining sleep blend.

0:06.0

100 hours of craft in every cup.

0:10.0

Eight natural ingredients in every sip.

0:14.0

One night of winding down in every drop.

0:18.0

Your moment of serenity. Brought to you by twining sleep. Twinings, alive in every drop.

0:30.3

What type of workers are named after the mercenary knights who toured Europe after the Crusades?

0:36.1

The answer to that at the end of the show.

0:38.0

My name's Tom Scott, and this is Lateral.

0:44.3

We've got so good at making this show now that we can strip it down to its bare essentials.

0:51.3

Here we go.

0:52.3

There are questions. There are guests. And there will be

0:56.0

confusion. And if anything else happens, that's honestly a bonus. Let's meet the three players

1:00.8

that are going to be confused today. We start returning to the show from the depths of Wikipedia.

1:06.0

Annie Rowardo, welcome back. Hi, I've emerged from the depths. What depths have you been plumbing recently?

1:12.6

Oh boy, I was just reading about in Darwin, Australia, there was in the 1970s, there was

1:18.6

a group that did rock sitting as an activity.

1:21.6

There had just been a big hurricane, so there was really nowhere to hang out, and they would sit

1:25.6

on rocks, drink beer, sometimes for large

1:27.6

stretches of time and they're still doing it in their 70s. So I was reading about them. I'm a big

1:33.0

fan. Shout out to Darwin. Wait, for a moment when you said rock sitting, I got that in the,

1:38.4

in the idea of babysitting. They're not keeping someone else's rock. No, they're sitting on rocks.

1:49.0

But there were babies there. Many of them got married. Many of them are still friends. It turns out when you sit on a rock for two weeks straight, sometimes you find love.

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