Alright, so Matt, why did the turkey get excused from the Christmas dinner table?

Oh, I don't know. It was using foul language.

Good evening everybody and welcome to the graveyard. Thank you for joining us tonight.

My name is Adam and my name is Matt. Now, we'll have a tombstone or settle into your casket and get

comfortable because this is graveyard tails.

Oh, right everybody here we are again Matt. How you doing tonight brother?

I'm doing good other than the fact that I'm going to share this. I've been extremely gassy today.

I don't know what I ate yesterday. I did have salad for dinner last night. I don't know what was in that salad.

But it's kind of scary because I can't smell any of that. That was what I was left with from

COVID is I can't smell poop. That's right. I remember that stuff. So, you know, I'm worried that I'm

like I'm I'm gassing people out that I can't tell you know. Yeah, that is bad when you when you can't

tell your own aroma that's pretty bad. I'm like, man, I may be killing some you know, local wildlife

and I don't realize it. Well, all I can say is I'm going to have more editing to do this episode.

I can feel and I was thinking about that today. I was like, oh my god. We're all with me.

I'm going to be listening back to this editing and go, what was that? And I keep like listening.

Oh, that's Matt. Never mind. Does Matt have a this might have a dog or a barking spider in the studio?

I don't know anything. My dad always used to do that and then go, hey, you hear that barking tree spider.

But you don't about smelling yourself that reminded me. There was old saying that my grandpa used

to tell me, said, look, you need to bathe because as soon as you start smelling yourself, that means

people have been smelling you for two days. That's right. Well, that's a good point.

We have to do with the kids. Oh, yeah. You stink.

Go take a bath. Stinky. Yep.

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