170: Hairy Butthole

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Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2015

⏱️ 56 minutes

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In this episode we discuss adultery, pornography, and being a man.
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0:00.0	This is a head gum podcast.
0:07.0	Oh, check it.
0:09.0	If I were you, let's go.
0:13.0	Check it.
0:14.0	See I'm the John Wolfe, the rat, the young and big trouble.
0:19.0	Every scheme is so legal, yet so subtle.
0:21.0	Get your clam dipped ready when the show's on.
0:24.0	It's getting hot and heavy, turn the volume low, mom.
0:27.0	Real emails.
0:28.0	But fake names.
0:30.0	Advice harder than the females, the Jake Bangs.
0:33.0	Sports are mad, the mere two favorite things.
0:35.0	Choose about the work magic like David Blaine.
0:38.0	FYI, if you ever try to say good plain, you'll end up MIA-like people points.
0:44.0	From N. Watts at LA, wherever so we sonnet.
0:47.0	I ain't never been, but I hear it's lovely.
0:49.0	In TVS, don't pick him up and share the money.
0:52.0	That would be total bullshit, very funny.
0:55.0	Used to look like Ted Le got the one cool mustache.
0:58.0	It's getting real when his발 cares two complain.
1:01.0	Say hey....
1:07.0	Then na na na....
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