#170: Erin Goes to a Haunted House
Hey Riddle Riddle
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4.9 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 20 October 2021
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
Look, we are going to do riddles on this episode. Of course we will. It's a riddle podcast. But really we are just here to hear about Erin's Haunted House experience. That's October for you. All that and we introduce the costume of the season, a professional trying to close a deal, a newspaper column that's just a little off, and a new neighbor with bad behavior. It's the spookiest month of the year and this episode is extra haunted!
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:30.0 | I think before I break the brick dome. |
| 0:36.0 | Anyway, so I go out there and I don't know. |
| 0:40.0 | I got 14 or 15 of these little fuckers are looking at me. |
| 0:43.0 | Like this guy. |
| 0:44.0 | Just staring at me. |
| 0:46.0 | Staring daggers at me. |
| 0:47.0 | Like this guy. |
| 0:48.0 | This guy thinks that he can be the neighborhood block chubby bunny champion. |
| 0:52.0 | And I say, yeah, I think I fucking can. |
| 0:55.0 | Because I got a big adult mouth. |
| 0:57.0 | And all you little kids have little tiny kid mouths. |
| 1:00.0 | And I'm going to clean the fucking floor with you. |
| 1:02.0 | And average age of these little fuckers. |
| 1:04.0 | I mean, these guys couldn't, I would say 17 to 20. |
| 1:07.0 | Okay. |
| 1:08.0 | Okay. |
| 1:09.0 | Anyway, so. |
| 1:11.0 | So they start shoving the marshmallows in my mouth. |
| 1:14.0 | Marshmallows in my mouth. |
| 1:15.0 | Oh, sorry. |
| 1:16.0 | They're shoving them in your mouth. |
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