Hey everybody welcome to Don't Make Me Come Back There. We are a funny

podcast about family. My name is Dustin Nickerson. I'm a stand-up

comedian of the host of the aforementioned podcast and alongside me sitting in my lap on my

laptop several thousand miles away in our bedroom while I'm in a green room in the Vic theater in Chicago is my lovely wife

Melissa Nickerson. Hey there. Hey everybody yes we are a Zoom episode because I am abroad right now.

I am out touring, you know, out here traversing across the country

as that stupid joke of mine says and Melissa is at home.

She's at home CFO and she's at home being a mental health advocate. She's at home probably being a teacher harasser. She probably sent some

emails to some teachers this week I would think and also prepping to pick me up at

Universal Studios well to pick me up at the airport tomorrow as our family goes to

Universal Studios.

So we are getting this done now.

How are you?

I see that you have not made the bed while I was gone. Not really, I mean why would you make a bed when you're married to a comic?

Well that's a sad statement right there.

I see that sometimes.

My point is you always have to like nap or catch up on sleep.

That was my original intent there.

This is the old Jim Gaffigan joke of,

because I'm about to get, why would you make, I'm not gonna make my bed because I'm about to get why would you make I'm not going to make my bed I'm about to get into it I don't take my shoes off and tie them.

Right and he'll also tell his kids when he drops him off at school, like I'm going to go home and sleep.

Yeah, exactly. The dream. The absolute dream. So thank you everybody for tuning in.

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