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The Michael Scott Podcast Company - An Office Podcast

170: China

The Michael Scott Podcast Company - An Office Podcast

Cloud10

Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.61.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2022

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

"You know, a lot of people say if you dig long enough and hard enough you will get to China, and that may be the true, but what they don’t tell you is that if you dig long enough and hard enough in a conversation, you get to a friend" Start your morning right with a blast of blueberry, or try plain—this week we’re talking about China from Season 7! We talk about Michael and Oscar’s meeting of the minds, Dwight and Pam squaring off about Dwight’s draconian building updates, and Nate replying the toilet paper. And naturally we cover all of the roach exterminator banners, six week antacids, and non-existent buildings that make up this episode. Then in the Conference Room we talk about a new movie that is the directorial debut of B.J. Novak before going to an Ordinary Things segment where we talk about our own MSPC group chat. And we round out the episode with a baby-themed edition of listener-submitted trivia. Twenty minutes a day, all feet, no hands and we’ll have the pedi-dexterity of a chimp, and you’ll be sitting there like an idiot. Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

We talk about you often. I'll miss. I'll tell you what you know what really sucks, Sean

0:05.3

Is Portland without you. Okay, that sucks worse than Charlotte. That's single tear. It means a lot

0:11.4

It's true. That man. It's true. I mean it really is like, you know

0:15.5

Even my mom said to me one time she was just like you're just missing like one summer in Portland and I was just like

0:23.2

How many summers do I even have?

0:25.7

It's just

0:27.4

One summer in Portland. I only got a couple years left in these knees

0:32.5

Exactly. Well take solace and the fact that Alex said that they talk about you often

0:37.6

Because what that implies they don't talk about me often

0:41.8

Oh my god boy Ed when I you've already been gone for a while

0:46.1

Yeah, we're used to we're used to I've been I've been done

0:48.7

Yeah, and you wait coming back. So yeah, and for Sean. It's like oh, he's so close yet so far

0:56.2

Yeah, get on my left on you. I'm gonna miss every

0:58.8

I know you're right as I was saying that I was like well

1:02.6

It's okay. It's gonna be like whatever. I made my choice. Yeah, we have fully

1:08.1

Emotionally decoupled from Edwin at this point. So yeah, I'm dead to you now. Yeah, no

1:14.5

It's just because we hang out with Ryan and then Ryan's in tears, you know, because you're not there because I'm not there

1:26.0

I'll be really funny

1:29.6

It's like oh Ryan. Oh, no, are you missing Sean? What? No, who I've ever seen Edwin in months

1:39.4

Sean's whatever it's Ed's with

1:45.6

Paper out of stock

1:47.9

There's friendly faces around

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