#170 - An Attempted Suburban Vampire Cult in St. Cloud, Minnesota

Small Town Murder

James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman

True Crime, Comedy

4.9 • 77.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2020

⏱️ 160 minutes

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Summary

This week, in St. Cloud, Minnesota, a troubled pair of brothers end up renting a run down house that becomes a magnet for runaway teens, troubled adults & even whatever drifter wanders through. One of the brothers decides that this is the perfect opportunity to start a vampire cult. He sort of succeeds, as a murder does happen, but it's the most bumbling murder committed by the undead, in history!

Along the way, we find out that drifters make terrible roommates, that vampire cults are more easily accomplished in movies, and that you should always be careful of exactly what blood you're drinking!!

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0:00.0	Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Small Town Murder Early and Add Free on Amazon Music.
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0:07.4	This week in St. Cloud, Minnesota, when a man is found floating in a icy river, we find
0:12.0	out he got there just how you'd think.
0:13.8	A suburban teenage wannabe vampire cult, of course.
0:16.9	Welcome to Small Town Murder.
0:32.8	Hello everybody and welcome back to Small Town Murder.
0:36.5	Yay!
0:37.5	Yay indeed, Jimmy.
0:39.0	Yay indeed.
0:40.0	My name is James Petrogallo, I'm here with my co-host.
0:42.0	I am Jimmy Wiseman.
0:43.5	Thank you folks so much for joining us today.
0:45.8	We're jacked, we're excited.
0:47.6	We are coming off a wild episode last week where I've just one of the cra- if you didn't
0:52.4	listen the last week, I don't know what you have missed out.
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