What's popping everybody? Hello and welcome to Popcorn Culture. My name is Ben Carlin and I am your host.

Here with me today is my brother Jay, who will be in every episode.

Yeah, I guess that's just me now. Now that we officially determine the one true host, I mean, what are we even doing here?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And case you guys are wondering, we now have a way for you guys to vote on who is the one true host.

So far I have a commanding victory. It's actually really close, but don't let Jay know.

Can vote by going to patreon.com slash popcorn culture where we have three available levels.

One of them is host Ben or Busy B. One of them is host Jay, Jazz a Jay or one is no host.

No, I can't imagine what would happen. Just dead silence for first like, like, hey, welcome to the show.

I guess this is just there's no host at all. It's just two dudes talking about whatever.

How terribly disappointing would that be? Yeah, anyway, host. Do you have a corny joke for us?

Well, you know, Jay, I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.

Also, I have a fear of elevators, but I've started taking steps to avoid it. So.

Oh my gosh. Let me tell you at my at the church, but then I go to scary elevator.

No scary elevators scary speed bumps. Really? Oh my gosh.

The scariest. Okay. So I think one of the most common things if you are like the lead person, the head, the general manager of your church or whatever is that you have to deal with the most the tiniest.

What's the right word for this? The tiniest of complaints, the like a like a speed bump size complaint. Yeah, like a speed bump size the petiest of

Oh, I see. Okay. That's the word I'm looking for is I think I think this is just part of the job. And to me, I've always been I tried to avoid stuff like having complaints like this, but boys my complaint about the speed bumps.

Is it? It is terrible. Are they like just running over this little parking stop or things, but maybe I don't know if that it's like 98% of one of those things you might, you know, run up to for parking.

Right, right, like the like the little concrete brick that lays in front of a parking spot so you don't pull forward. Yeah, it's not a it's it is so much more than a bump and I hate them. And I don't even feel like it makes you safer because what people everyone hates them. So they just try and drive around them.

When possible, which seems less safe to me. Let's it plus I think it slows traffic down so much that it gives more people time to get in the way. Oh, interesting.

My this is my thing because the thing is your at church. Everyone's already on their best behavior. Oh, okay. Yeah, you know what I mean? That's a thing. That's how many like how many people need to be hitting a church parking lot before you.

This is taking a weird turn. Yeah. Anyway, no, anyway, I don't like the speed bumps there. It's so funny that you bring up speed bumps specifically. Well, I guess I brought them up in a sense, but you've had an experience with them because outside of our house, we have this.

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