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Currently I am in this closet and water is dripping off me off of my underwear.

I did some, I didn't have time to go to the laundromat today, so I washed my clothes in the bathroom sink, which, yeah, I put some detergent in the sink.

I filled it up.

And, you know, I agitated it with a piece of Tupperware.

I just kind of like rotated it around, hot water.

And I don't look, is this, am I homeless thing to do?

Or am I being like an eagle scout?

People forget that.

So I feel like I'm being resourceful. It's just dripping all over. It's just, I mean, the very least, it's hanging over, say I washed it in the sink and it's hanging over the, the door to the closet, which I jammed shut with my underwear and my socks and t-shirt and it's just dripping it's gonna be dripping

I mean I don't know if it makes the noise but whatever you might hear some dripping that's what it is

it's hopefully it's not shit water hopefully I did a good job cleaning the underwear so therefore

you know I mean I'm not shitting in the underwear but you know I mean whatever like the filth particles that you know, I mean, I'm not shitting in the underwear, but, you know, I mean, whatever, like, the filth particles that, you know, come off my balls, hopefully, you know,

filtering through like a tea, like a coffee pot dripping onto me.

I just opened my mouth and drink some of my fucking shit tea.

That's what I deserve.

I don't know. Is this a weird confession? Am I being scummy? As I'm saying, I thought I was being resourceful, but I feel like I sound like a guy who goes into a gym locker room. Could I do that in L.A.? I was some bar. I heard some guy, like talking some other guy about the homeless in L.A.

He's just, yeah, you buy a gym membership. And then you wash your, you know, you wash your balls in your ass, and you go in there, you take care of yourself, and you live out in the sun. And it sounds nice. It sounds, they're probably, I don't want to say they're living better than me because, you know, that's insensitive, I guess. It's a big homeless problem out there

But you know, I mean, I would like some sun

I don't have much vitamin D

I get really sweaty in the sun. It starts to, just makes everyone uncomfortable. I'm just dripping all over me. I'll stop announcing it. It's just concerning. But, uh, you know, homeless in New York. I mean, it's got, it's kind of the roughest place to be homeless. I went to New Orleans a couple years ago. And they just like, I mean, there's a lot of them, but they like live under the overpasses, which is like not the idea. No one wants to live there. But I mean, if you're going to be homeless homeless at least you have uh you know a little shelter

from the from the elements but here you know like de Blasio or i guess Bloomberg before him and then

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