Sure, this is Peloton. This is a 15 minute low impact ride, but so is this.

We're here together for a 10 minute empathy meditation.

And even this, we get hit in with a 20 minute hip-hop shadow boxes session.

Ah! What more could you ask for?

Well, with thousands of classes on our bike treading app, there's more to Peloton that you might have thought.

This is Peloton. Internet Connection and Peloton all acts as membership required.

C1 Peloton. UK. It's Monday.

May 25th.

And the word of the day is Poran Kussamam, which is a traditional unit of measurement in Finland that means the distance a reindeer can travel between urination stops.

Hmm. Used in a sentence, take a left and then you keep going for about two and a half

pour in Kousamas. If Rudolph pisses in the car a third time, you've gone too far.

Now, but what's the term for how far a fin can go without pissing on a reindeer?

That's the real question.

Anyway, I'm no illusions.

I've been right, and broadcasting delay from America's far center.

We are the Skeptocrats.

On episode 17, we'll parrot lefty talking points while disingenuously presenting ourselves as

Centrists, apparently.

Bill Bellicheck is relieved to hear about a Patriot Act spying scandal that doesn't involve

him.

We'll try to cope with the whole less progressive than Ireland realization.

And Josh Dugger makes us hope there's an exception to Rule 34.

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