17: Silver Bells

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2015

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath break down Silver Bells, the story of a man whose competitive ways lead to criminal trouble when he accidentally hits somebody with a basketball just as all American jurisprudence disappears from the earth. He's sentenced to Christianity, where he learns that winning isn't everything, and homeless people eat flour.---Our theme song is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. To hear more from them, check out their Facebook Page.

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0:00.0	The world needs more Santas. This Christmas Coca-Cola is helping people discover their inner center through little acts of kindness.
0:07.0	When everyone's dashing to work, why not pay it forward and treat someone to a pastry?
0:12.0	Take the quiz on the Mobile Coke
0:14.0	app to discover your inner center today. Coca-Cola, real magic.
0:18.0	Every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings and for some reason I just I just
0:28.9	pictured that angel that doesn't get wings because there was one last bell than expected.
0:34.4	All the other angels laughing in his face.
0:36.4	Ha ha ha!
0:37.4	Fuck you, Clarence, we're flying!
0:39.4	Oh, fuck.
0:40.4	Air feels so good on my wings.
0:41.8	Fuck you! I'm also thinking like what a bitch it's got to be to be in the wing factory when the Salvation Army guys show up.
0:47.5	It's like oh god damn it's gonna ring of that thing all day.
0:50.3	Lucy in the chocolate factory. Right.
0:54.0	Right.
0:55.0	God awful movies.
1:00.0	movies. movies. movie.
1:11.0	Welcome back to the gamst where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema because apparently our suffering amuses you.
1:16.2	I'm your host no illusions and sitting to my immediate left is my good friend Heath then right.
1:20.1	Heath, welcome back.
1:21.1	Thank you sir.
1:22.1	And sitting 989 miles to my right is my
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