What's up everyone? This is a very special Martha's Vineyard edition of the

podcast which basically means that I'm a trash bag in rich people land.

So, uh, so.

Absolutely not true.

It's how I feel.

Listen, listen, I can pull it off, but I feel it's different.

No, okay.

Let me introduce my guest, then we'll get into this.

My guest, I'm very excited about this, like more excited than if, if you know when I have like a

big comedian on this is the infamous John Leif's sister-in-law so if John Leif and I

get married it will be technically my sister-in-law regardless if we don I get married, it will be technically to be my sister-in-law.

Regardless if we don't get married, she'll still be my friend.

Totally.

Heather Woodbridge, she's hilarious.

She has three children and she talks to them like, like, like, she sounds like a drunk sailor when she talks to them like like she sounds like a drunk

sailor when she talks to them and that's why I knew I loved you.

Wow that's such an introduction I super appreciate that. I was never I've never been called better. Listen, it's because you're funny.

Because you're funny, because you're not like being an annoying mom that's like, I don't know.

Just like, Sally, let's we got to just be polite you're just like all right kids come on yeah no okay but I'm not a drunk sailor I know but but that sounds

intimidating that I feel like I'm a drunk sailor and so I'm looping you into that cat. It's a

compliment. In my world that's a compliment. Well great then thank you so much. I'm so

excited to be on your show today or your podcast. Yes. Yes. So okay okay, so yeah, we're in Martha's Vineyard. No, I don't I don't feel like

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