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Ghostrunners

17 - Getting Drugged by McDonald's

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2019

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

This episode was recorded during a road trip down to Dallas and covers a wide range of topics. To name a few: Christmas traditions, animals with STDs, Woodstock, and Jake's theory about the dinosaurs. What more do you need? Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Quiet on the sound, huh? The Ghost Fettus Podcast is about to begin?

0:05.4

Three, two, one, action.

0:14.0

Hello? J. Triplett.

0:17.0

Is that you, boy?

0:19.0

Why, I thought I killed you years ago?

0:22.0

You may have killed my body. I thought I killed you years ago.

0:23.1

You may have killed my body,

0:25.2

but you ain't ever gonna kill my spirit boy.

0:28.5

Well, what do you think about this?

0:30.6

You idiot you get.

0:35.0

I don't know.

0:36.0

Hey, we were starting.

0:37.0

It started.

0:39.0

I don't know what to us.

0:40.0

Oh.

0:42.0

I was imagining myself as like this it was like an old Western and the guy had a

0:48.9

beard and like really nasty teeth and like probably was kind of balding on I thought you were a ghost because you nasty

0:53.4

I thought you were a ghost because you said you can kill my body but not my spirit.

0:56.4

He was kind of see-through.

0:58.0

That was him.

0:59.0

That's what he looked like, but he was see-through.

1:00.6

Oh, okay.

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