Hey everybody it's Lisa Lampinelli the Queen of Maine and you know what I got my own

podcast yeah does everyone have one pretty much but mine's different because I'm

gonna help you like I help myself.

Get stuffed with Lisa Lampinelli every week is going to teach you how to have the fabulous

life that I have.

If you don't listen, you're just stupid and don't want to help yourself, so don't even

listen. I don't even want you to, but if you do, if you disobey my orders and listen, you can go

to Farrell Audio.com or download it from iTunes. But again, don don't listen I don't even care Hey! Hey, it's up. It's Ali. It's Georgia. Hey, it's Ali. It's Georgia. Hey, it's

Ali and Georgia's Summer Party. Uh, podcast. Hey, you guys remember us? Remember that time when we had that So I'm a party. Podcast.

You guys remember that time we had that podcast?

And then we went away for two months and didn't, it never happened?

If I had a child, they'd be like, who are you?

They'd be like, I'm completely dead, also.

Be like I'm completely dead also. You didn't feed me? I drank your perfume, mom? You know what I realized? What? Well, first off, what did you learn? What did I learn? You go first what did you realize? I realized do you know

Do you know on a computer if you have like a program that needs you to close it and it there's at the bottom of the screen is like like boink I was like I bet that's what having a kid is like okay like all right all right

all right all right give me one second let me finish in this program

and you just keep clicking its forehead to close it sir can, can I, playing, quit?

Anywho?

It's probably just like what a kid.

It's like to have a kid. I bet, I don't know.

Well, this is Lumber Party, the Valley in Georgia.

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