17: Bonus - Terry’s Still Missing

Dark Air with Terry Carnation

Audioboom Studios | Kelly&Kelly

Comedy, Fiction, Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture

4.8 • 3.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2021

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

It’s another night of calls with Terry back at the mic. Or IS he? Jeet gets a call from Terry’s old intern / frenemy (minus the “fr”) Wes Poppovitz threatening to expose him. Complicating matters, Future Terry calls in and messes up the time-space continuum.

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Dark Air with Terry Carnation was created by Rainn Wilson and Aaron Lee and is produced by Thom Harp and Chris Kelly.

Starring: Rainn Wilson as Terry Carnation, Karan Soni as Jeet, Al Madrigal as Al, Yvette Nicole Brown as Dr. Lizzie, Aaron Lee as Dr. Kesden and Jennifer MacLean as Veronica.

Featuring:
Tom Lennon as Wes Poppovitz
Dark Air Callers: Mark Proksch, Rizwan Manji, Tien Tran, Nathan Fillion

Dark Air with Terry Carnation is produced by Imperial Mammoth, Audioboom and Kelly&Kelly.

For a full list of credits head to terrycarnation.com/credits

Transcript

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0:00.0	Carnation Nation perhaps you would like to hang me on the wall perhaps you'd like to take
0:11.4	a sip from my skull perhaps you'd like to carry my carcass around town perhaps you'd
0:18.6	like to wear me like a hair shirt. Well I can almost blind you with the fine items now
0:26.5	available at the Terri Carnation Dark Air Merch store simply go to my personal website
0:32.3	Terri Carnation.com slash shop there's a link if you go to Terri Carnation.com you'll
0:38.3	see it right there on my scintillating front cover page click on that and alongside our
0:44.8	good friends at represent.com you'll find Terri Carnation posters t-shirts mugs and
0:50.8	brick a brick that will uplift your pathetic little lives. Please visit a merch store and
0:57.8	partake if you want to keep me very very close.
1:11.6	And now from the unexplored depths of the Marianist trench to the unexplained reaches of space,
1:17.7	time and mind you're listening to dark air with Terri Carnation.
1:30.8	Hello there listeners Carnation Nation. Oh did anyone else see that blood moon tonight?
1:38.7	Oh I wonder if we're going to be having a bunch of where we'll call.
1:45.2	Oh okay just hold it together jeet let's turn off the phone feed when he says the word
1:52.1	Reginald. Alright so that is off and my mic is off and the show is playing in the background and
2:00.4	oh la la la la la I am good to go for the next hour. My god this job is so fun and so easy.
2:12.0	Just get to sit in this room put my hand in my pants and just listen to Terri's voice.
2:25.0	This is dark air you're on. Yeah hey how are you?
2:28.4	I'm well what's your name sir? I'm Jason. Hi Jason. Hey I'm I'm up in Barstow, California.
2:37.3	Beautiful beautiful city yes. It's alright listen a lot of strange goings on in our house.
2:48.2	You know there's the power will go on and off and then the other day the toaster fell off the
2:56.0	countertop and we've had a very awful odor of I don't want to say feces but feces odor
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