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Oh! If you've listened to Crime and Sports before as you know whenever we venture to Australia it's always an adventure.

As we know from Ben Cousins and a couple others it's always somebody crazy. So this is no exception. This is one of the wilder stories we've had in terms of just a human being who's completely off the fucking rails and gone off into the world.

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So I just slept it all under the rug now let's do this move on to a crazy person right it's this is just I read one thing about this guy and said well we're doing this story I don't care what else is around it and then luckily there's a lot of crazy around it that really meshed well with this one piece of behavior but this guy is a trip and I'm sure if you're from Australia you know who this guy is but if you're from America you have no idea who this guy is and you you're going to be so happy that you do from now on it's Todd Carney okay over here Todd Carney.

No but I also didn't know who Ben Cousins was and I don't ever want to forget that man that's true that's what I'm saying he's so good and this is this is kind of the Ben Cousins of rugby I would say in a way here he's a lunatic this guy and we've we've talked about rugby a couple times we don't understand it at all and so we would one thing we always do if we're going to another country and talking about a different sport that we know nothing about we do ask that you find our ignorance charming because we don't know and we're not we're not going to do that.

And we're not we're not acting like we do know not going to tell you I know he did this we have no fucking idea with that is never pretend so we'll let you know what we do know and don't know so yeah Todd Carney porn June 2nd 1986 so he's a young guy to be screwing up quite as much as he has and it's just constant with this guy he's from

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