169. The Man In the Arena

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2020

⏱️ 54 minutes

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It's episode 169 and everyone's staying at home! How was your 4-20? Today we talk about Chris finally finishing Breaking Bad, Kanye beeping, scatting, remaking the The Walking Dead, a quote from Teddy Roosevelt, and STEROIDS. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:30.9	Must remember to not forget. Remind me to bring photo ID. Reminder set. There, can you
0:43.6	make sure I don't forget the photo ID when I vote? Or I love.
0:47.2	The way we vote is changing. So, however you remember, you'll need ID to vote. Don't
0:52.5	have ID. Apply for a free photo ID. Visit electoralcommission.org.uk slash photo ID.
0:59.5	What's up, my babies? It's Episode 169 of Congratulations.
1:04.5	Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy.
1:13.5	Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy.
1:19.5	Yeah, man. Took a spinal sip of water right at that countdown. I was like, I drank
1:24.0	with a little bit of water and then the count time was happening. It goes three and my
1:28.1	technician goes two and my fire goes one and even, you know, they do it when they do
1:32.6	it when they're like, and here we go in three, five, four, three. That's like, just say
1:41.2	the number. It's fine if everyone hears you say two, one, you know. But anyway, how was
1:45.1	your 420, dude? Did you toky it up? Did you fucking get faded? Did you, did you smoke
1:54.7	that sticky yucky? Did you fucking take that chocolate tie? Did you do the, that purple
2:05.3	ripple? Did you, did you smoke that magic, dude? I got fucking high of shit, dude. You
2:12.4	know, mead. I got high woke up, rolled over eight of brownie and just fucking took it
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