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The Golden Ratio Podcast

169. "Red Barron"

The Golden Ratio Podcast

The Golden Ratio

Comedy

5.01.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2021

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

Do not rename my dogs, lady.

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0:00.0

Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Golden Ratio Podcast. I am Jen, GM Mom, doing this

0:12.0

always by Jared Dad. Hi. How's it going, Jared Dad? Pretty good. Excellent, excellent.

0:17.2

We had an epic podcast last week and so we're probably going to have a short podcast

0:21.5

this week. We ran out of words. Yeah. The cocktail of

0:27.3

the week is the Emirato Sour. That's a real beginner drink, I think, because it's

0:33.9

low alcohol. It's very sweet. It's real tasty. When I may have told the story, but at the risk

0:40.2

of sounding like an old person who tells the same stories all the time. That's my bag.

0:45.2

You know, I was not much of a drinker. I mean, I'm still not like a big drinker, but like,

0:49.0

I very rarely drink, you know, well into my 30s. But when I was buying my first house,

0:56.0

so I was 28 maybe. I was getting ready to buy my house. It was like the week before. I was

1:03.2

closing on the house and moving and everything. And I was so stressed. How stressed were you?

1:09.4

I was so stressed that every night for like a week, I was making myself an Emirato Sour.

1:15.6

So it's like one shot of Emirato, which is like half the amount of alcohol that you'd have

1:20.8

in like whiskey or vodka, maybe less. And then like, I had a bottle of sour mix in my fridge.

1:26.9

You can tell how unsophisticated it was. It was from the grocery store. You know, drink whatever

1:33.1

makes you happy, right? But like, I would not be cut dead with grocery stores sour mix anymore.

1:37.4

It might give you headaches. Oh my god. You know, so like whatever, a shot of Emirato and sour mix,

1:45.1

just because I was so stressed in it, like made me a little more relaxed. And I would have won.

1:49.2

And that was very worried that I was going to become an alcoholic because I was having one

1:54.5

Emirato Sour in the evening before this stressful. So that's a bad memory. This is not a good

1:59.2

cut to the week. I mean, it's funny. It's just funny because like, I was like barely drinking

2:04.0

anything, but I was really worried. Something about Emirato evokes high school drinking. I don't

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