Welcome back to the Dungeon Masters block, the place where we come to talk about the dungeon master, the most important person in the game, the only person capable of playing God, killing characters, and lowering the egos of all of the people at the table.

I'm one of your host, DM Neal, aka Jolt Maniac. It's just me right now, and that's okay.

And today, as you know, we're going to be going

back to raw real monsters, and we're going to be talking about goblins with GM Tim, which has

several goblin modules, which you can find links to in the show notes. But before that,

we'll do an iTunes review. This one's titled, A Dungeon Novice's Admiration, Five Stars, from AXZ-777.

So I've always wanted to play D&D, but never had or found anyone to play with.

I recently discovered that a friend of mine used to play with his brothers and missed it.

So, for his birthday, I decided to create a one shot for him.

And since I can't tell him, it's for his birthday and asked for help, I've had to learn 5E by

myself and you guys have given me great ideas and well-rounded foundation to do so with. So thank you.

And we're going to give a special shout out to AXD 777's friend Ryan, aka Spanish.

So thank you for that review. And with the review out of the way, before we headed to meet,

I'm going to talk about the new material we have for Patreon. If you're a gold dragon or up,

head on over to the Patreon where you can get what I just made and posted,

which is a new goblin for you to use in your game. And I made it, and I called it the

dismemberment goblin. And they have such fun things like hack tactics. So if you're interested

in that, definitely head over to the Patreon and check out

what is there. But with that out of the way, let's head to the meat.

I'm starving. We ain't had nothing but maggotty bread for three stinking days.

Why can't we have some meats?

The plate meat back on the menu, boys. Why can't we have some meats? Looks like meat.

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