This episode brought to you by the following patrons, Kaylee, Danielle,

Damasaurus, Jeff, Awesome, Possum, Blossom, Amy, Matt, William, Brandon, Dave,

Scott, Tristan, Kate, Isaac, Ori, Karoon, Eddie, and Nickbeam.

And all the patrons want you to know you're loved,

you're listens to, and you're a valuable member of the awesome,

horror, virgin community.

And if you want to hang out with us, do so in the Facebook group and

Discord servers where we hang out and chat daily.

I've been dating someone.

I go, I went on vacation with my family.

My mom and I spent a lot of time together, you know,

and my brother's came. It was super fun.

So first day, take my shirt off, put sunscreen on.

My mom turns around and she's like,

why do you have a bite mark on your chest?

The rules have faded.

So I was just like, oh, it's just a bruise and she's like,

I'm a nurse.

I know what a bite mark.

You can't lie to mama.

Your mom's like, did you double tap her?

Zombies are serious.

...